Swarg and Nark

What is Swarg?
American Salary
German car
Chinese Food &
Indian Wife

What is Nark?
American Wife
German Food
Chinese Car &
Indian Salary.

A Man in USA

A man in USA saw a dog attacking a lady, he kicked the dog - it died.
Newspaper reported: Local hero saved lady from a crazy dog!
Man said, I am not American
Report changed to: Foreign hero saved lady from a crazy dog!
Man said, Actually I am Pakistani
Report changed to: Terrorist killed an innocent dog.