Teacher to Student

Teachr to student : u scored zero.

:(

Student proudly moves his hand through his hairs...

;-)

Teachr: idiot! U scored zero marks, not zero DANDRUFF :-@

Meaning of Wife?

Husband Asks: Do You Know The Meaning Of WIFE?
It Means?

Without
Information
Fighting
Everytime!

WIFE Says: No Darling.,
It Means :-
With Idiot For Ever