Distance

D i s t a n c e
Is not an obstacle,
But
It’s a beautiful
reminder of how strong
 true love can be.

Respection Differences

Alexander said:
"Sacrifice is greater than Love,
Character is greater than Beauty,
Humanity is greater than Wealth...!
But
Nothing is greater than Good Relations,
And Good Relations don't necessarily mean finding Similarities...
Its just about respecting Differences.

Life is So Stupid

Life is so stupid.
An Ordinary person Makes u smile
and
 A very special person Always Makes us Cry.
Still, We Care for the Special One.

When I call my girl friend

When I call my girl friend and
she doesn’t answer its not a big
deal…
But
When my girl friend call me and
I don't answer its like world war III
….:P:P

Amazing SIX facts

Amazing SIX facts-
1. 90% of ppl in Myanmar don't drink milk..
2. Snake's vision is upto 5 kms..
3. A man can touch sun if his body is completely surrounded by mercury
4. No twins have been born til now in Greenland
5. Zebra doesn't have liver
6. Thanks 4 being a FOOL :-D

Once A Girl Asked A Boy

Once A Girl Asked A Boy:
Why We Have Units To Measure
Weight, Height, Force, Speed,
Distance Etc. But Nothing To
 Measure Love, Trust, Friendship.
Why?
Boy Thought For A While, Took Her
In Arms, Looked In Her Deep Eyes
And Said:
Dekho Meri Jan!
Kiss Deni He To Do Warna Dimagh
Na Khao...

Best Years of My Life

A Famous Speaker Said:
"Best Years of My Life were spent in d Arms of a Woman who wasn't MY WIFE!"
Audience was Shocked & Silent..
He added: SHE WAS MY MOTHER.
Applause!
A Top Manager tried to crack this at Home.
After 2 Drinks, he said loudly 2 His Wife, in Kitchen:
Best Years of My Life were spent in d Arms of a Woman who wasn't my Wife!
Standing 4 a Moment trying 2 recall d 2nd Half, he finally blurted out:
I can't remember who She was.

Hey Dude What Happened

Hey Dude what happened no call,no miss call,no sms, no email
Why you no talking about me?
Ohh!!!!!


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Oh My God!

Sweet candies are nice to eat …
Sweet words are easy to say …
but, sweet ppl are hard to find …
OH MY GOD! how did u find me?

Swarg and Nark

What is Swarg?
American Salary
German car
Chinese Food &
Indian Wife

What is Nark?
American Wife
German Food
Chinese Car &
Indian Salary.